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    July 08

    Abnormal Human Being

    首先讲一个笑话:
    佛祖来到昊昊家检查小朋友们的生活学习情况。
    佛祖问昊昊爸爸小朋友:你每天都干些啥?
    昊昊爸爸小朋友:吃饭,睡觉,玩昊昊。
    佛祖挺满意,问昊昊妈妈小朋友:你每天都干些啥?
    昊昊妈妈小朋友:吃饭,睡觉,玩昊昊。
    佛祖挺满意,接着上帝看到旁边有一个更小的小朋友在流鼻涕,佛祖擦干了他的鼻涕说:小朋友,你每天都干些啥?
    该小朋友答道:吃饭,睡觉。
    佛祖奇怪的问:你怎么不玩昊昊?
    该小朋友气愤的说:我就是昊昊。
     
    接下来是一则通告:
    镇海区龙赛养殖场(医院)8号被查出将五袋水注入一只名叫昊昊的小病猪的体内,以次充好当新鲜猪肉卖,严重违反了《消费者权益保护法》,特此通告。
     
    下面是昊昊家的处分决定:
    对昊昊同学的处分决定
    昊昊同学某晚发烧39.2°,并于凌晨两点开始呕吐三小时,严重扰乱了家庭秩序,违反了家纪家规,并造成家庭经济损失1000余元。经成员投票表决,以两票赞成一票坚决反对无人弃权通过了对昊昊同学的处分决定:给予昊昊同学留家查看处分,直到稍退后的一周撤销。在此期间,剥夺昊昊的政治权利(投票权)。
     
    最后是一则简讯:
    据新华社8日电:继张学良先生兵谏之后,昊昊先生因感觉气愤压抑于7号以39.2°的体温进行了病谏,理所当然不可不戒的被镇压。现昊昊先生已被软禁,据知情认识透露,昊昊先生目前情况稳定,只是大脑处于烧糊状态。我社观察员将对此事进一步关注。
     

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    xiaodong zhawrote:
    吃饭睡觉玩昊昊,昊昊是什么东东啊? (坏笑ing)
     
    Aug. 4
    hao yingwrote:
    我的裸奔是未遂的,我当时不知道产生了这个念头也会这样
    July 9
    Caihongwrote:
    您真的是因感觉气氛压抑感冒的?
     
    该不是裸奔太久了吧~~~
    July 9

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